I AM BACK!

Well, I am coming back... Watch this space... well not this one... watch the next one.. this one is #occupied.

Hey there's an idea... get some # stickers and put them on toilet door signs so it says #occupied.

Things to come:

Some demotivational pictures from me and my mate... probably some thoughts on #occupy, Libya, Egypt, morons, religion, ISMs, music, the price of coffee and fuck knows what else.

#Peace, I'm outta here.

MTP

To infinity...

Ever noticed how the current Formula 1 World Champion, Fernando Alonso, looks a little like Buzz Lightyear?



I think so...

How DO you get a pony in a Mini Metro?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/4845210.stm

Officers find small pony in Mini Police patrol officers who stopped a stopped a Mini Metro believed to have been involved in a road accident found a Shetland pony on the back seat.

Officers found the miniature pony after stopping the vehicle in the county during a routine patrol.

The incident was among details of traffic offences listed by Norfolk Police as part of a new road campaign.

The campaign aims to help educate drivers in an effort to reduce the number of accidents in the county.

Now, can someone please tell me... How DO you get a pony in a Mini Metro?

The fact is:

Thanks to Dangermouse for sending my brain in circles while I was writing this...
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All truths are true and that truths do not have to be facts.

Facts have to be true. A fact cannot be false. A true fact makes it a truth.

If all truths are true but not all truths are facts how can a truth that is not a fact, be true?

Answer:
Truth is subjective.

Truth is a category. To categorise, you must consider it. Once you have decided, upon consideration, that it is true, it is a Truth. A fact does not have to be decided upon. A fact, by default, is true. Upon thinking about it, it becomes a truth.

Therefore, all truths are subjective and all facts are objective.

Two people are sat in a room. Both are looking at the same space on a wall. One person sees someone walk in front of both of them. The other does not.

When questioned about this they reply.

"I saw someone walk past." says one person.
"I did not see anyone walk past." says the other.

Who is telling the truth? They both are. Who is stating a fact? They both are.

Who is correct? I do not know, I was not there to see. So, what is the truth?

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
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Until I read this I was anti arranged marriage. ;)

(really I am still anti arranged marriage, but hey, this is amusing.)